becky-fitness:

• Saying no sometimes
• Wanting to be alone sometimes
• Saying no to sex
• Saying yes to sex
• Not being sure about your life career
• Deciding to study instead of going out
• Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
• Ending a relationship that is hurting you
• Not liking the things everyone else likes

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

photographer Yume Cyan has been shooting some magical long exposure photographs of fireflies in a forested area around Nagoya City, Japan. By keeping the camera’s shutter open at a low aperture Cyan captures every bioluminescent flash of each insect resulting in dotted light trails that criss-cross the frame.

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hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

(Source: cosmic--macabre)

tanglefootcomic:

Izzy demonstrating how to maintain an air of professionalism whilst operating out of a broom closet in a rooming house. This was just meant to be a little sketch for my own reference, but I would seem to have gone and coloured it… badly…

I live in New Orleans and it’s Mardi Gras, so what the hell am I doing sitting at home posting rubbish on Tumblr anyhow?

ghostanswers:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.

On the evening of the wedding, I decided against staying in my dress, so I made myself a hell of a lot more comfortable and opened all the presents that were unceremoniously thrown at me. Most of which were alcoholic, but out of the ones that weren’t, I gotta say, these fluffy pillows were pretty damn amazing. I claimed them as my own and cuddled them for quite some time.

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

(Source: skinnyyyboness)

Anyone who shows up at my house either gets drawn on or gets their nails painted pink. It’s a rule.