(Source: svivus)

tagged: #ref

characterdesigninspiration:

The latest generator, the random demon maker! Complete with horns, wings, and (mostly) unappealing personality traits, you can make your own demon in varying degrees of non-human-ness.  

(Fun fact you can technically get my headcanon for demon!Dean on Supernatural [but that’s probably like a one in a million chance])

(Source: warbabylon)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

tagged: #*snort*

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

norisus:

I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;

tagged: #RELEVANT

falloutnovelli:

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

THIS IS IMPORTANT

tagged: #hell yeah

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle)

tulipnight:

Milky Way Haze by j gambone on Flickr.

tagged: #frick it's cute

whalepunk:

this made me happy

just IMAGINING A DRAGON BEING LIKE WOW??? HUNCHED OVER A LITTLE DRAGON COMPUTER TALKING TO HUMANS BEING ALL EXCITED AND CUTE

YEAH DRAGONS


ARTIST: Arctic Monkeys/Vitamin String Quartet
TRACK: Do I Wanna Know? (Split)

vitaminstringquartet:

wholetjackdrive:

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys/Vitamin String Quartet; The left ear is the official studio version by Arctic Monkeys, while the right ear is the official studio cover by the Vitamin String Quartet.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

Wow, guys, this one is really fun to listen to. 


ARTIST: Blink 182
TRACK: What's My Age Again?
ALBUM: Enema Of The State

mookie000:

test-tube-baby:

kushkarnie:

w1tch:

image

….

Omfg

… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.

OMG

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!